I decided to do some photo journalism today of my pretty little town (please scuse crapness of photos. They are crap because I am crap at taking them).
See the pretty flower boxes? They are everywhere.
Benches everywhere too.
Above is the prettiest little park I have seen in the UK. Below we have the impressively dramatic and slightly depressing church:
And last but not least we have this:
What is that thing I hear you ask? Well, your guess is as good as mine. A guinea pig's skate ramp? A confused shoelace? A ball of baby blue wool? A squirt of toothpaste? Spaghetti fell in the food dye again?
This "sculpture" is what the council saw fit to install in front of the stately and imposing church. Actually this photo makes it look pretty, and hides the filth this thing is coated in. It doesn't even have any graffiti on it, because what self respecting graffiti artist would work on a background of baby blue?