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Thursday, 18 September 2008

Do not come between me and the WC!

My G is programmed like a little robot I tell you! I am sure it has something to do with his engineering genes. He loves routines and sticks to them like clockwork.

Lately I have been staying up later than him. I leave the light on because he sleeps with a mask anyway. I often lie on the bed next to him reading or surfing the net on the laptop. I usually only decide it's time to go to bed when I really need to pee, because it gets me up. 

For some reason every single time I get up off the bed bursting for the toilet, G wakes up, gets up, all groggy, and heads straight for the bathroom, often literally cutting me off as I am trying to make a dash! Not cool! This happens every single night and is driving me nuts. I mean, I wait til I am quite desperate before I have the energy to get up in the first place.

Trying to break G of his habits is like getting a puppy to separate from his ball, not easy. Maybe it is easier if I break my own habit, and pee and brush my teeth at the same time as him, and then read til I fall asleep. Either that or I am bringing out my latent rugby tackling skills. I'm sure I have just been suppressing them all this time.

10 comments:

Kitty Cat said...

That's hilarious - the toilet wars!

6000 said...

"pee and brush my teeth at the same time"

Can't you just use water and Colgate like the rest of us?

po said...

6000

haha, pee is mostly water.

Kitty cat

I am sad. After I wrote this post last night, G didn't do it! It's like I broke the spell or something. I love his crazy habits, even if they drive me nuts.

Ches said...

6000, ha ha ha....

Po...a question, whats the green monster got to do with your post?

po said...

the green monster is what I look like when G pushes in front of me when I really need to pee. And then I bring out my rugby tackle skills.

Rox said...

Hehehehe, classic!

po said...

rox, when I told G he did this he thought it was hilarious! Evil boy. He didn't realise he was doing it.

Miss T said...

:)...this little things are so cute in the beginning ..but not after awhile!!

po said...

miss T

yeah, G is full of things like that but they make me laugh.

sweets said...

LOL... i've always wondered why bathrooms are built with only one toilet and generally two basins... that just makes no sense at all :)