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Monday, 27 October 2008

Burn after reading.

I have had a few queries and misunderstandings as to certain aspects of my identity, ie. do I have a rack or a nut sac (did I just say that? No, it was just your dirty mind).

I didn't put any of those details on my profile. I actually had these rather idealistic reasons for that. I hate the way we live in a word of labels. I hate the way people have certain major categories and assumptions about us based purely on our sex, age, race, hair colour etc  before we even get a chance to express ourselves. I think I just wanted a chance to be read without people jumping to conclusions about what I would have to say.

That said, I have never hidden my sex, age or race on this blog, I just don't think these things have to be its defining characteristics.

This is sounding a bit like drivel, so I have decided for today and today only to reveal myself to you, dear internet. As of tomorrow this post in its current form shall be obliterated, never to be seen again. So here I am:


There you go. I admit it is not that clear from the photo that I am a GIRL, you are going to have to trust me on that one. But you can clearly see that I am as white as the driven snow (ok see-through as a freaking gecko) and that in my spare time I moonlight as a starfish Update 28-10-08: I am a llama.

What more could you possibly need to know?

17 comments:

Dash said...

lol, just this. Do you think I should do a correlation test or a chi-squared test to determine whether or not glaucoma means an increased risk of either BRVO or CRVO, for the life of me I have no idea.

PS You have very well toned legs.

Kitty Cat said...

And you're a gymnast or something!

po said...

dash: glaucoma? that sounds bad. I would say chi squared, because it has a cool name, and I remember doing it at uni. I cannot for the life of me remember how though.

kitty: very much ex gymnast, currently with multiple injuries and operated arm.

po said...

I am away today people, I will be blog reading tonight, so y'all have a good day. This daylight saving thing has confused my biological clock once again, meh.

Kitty Cat said...

Oh, now I see how you got the injured arm. I got my inner thigh injury from dancing. Maybe exercise is not all that good for one!

Being Brazen said...

Im dissapointed....


I thought you were a sea monkey....oh well...I guess human is fine

ladyfi said...

I think you should destroy this post at once... It really doesn't matter what colour or size you are - or even if you are a monkey from outer space...

I agree with you - let's stop trying to put everyone into pigeonholes - for one thing, they just won't fit!

j said...

You should really see a professional about the face. :) I can give you the name of a great surgeon. Just check out my face transplant! http://hontsal.blogspot.com/2008/10/more-fun-with-letter_24.html

Ches said...

Po...I always knew you were a girl. But only perhaps because I've been reading your bloog since day one. Those pegs, however, could do with some Africa sun tho...just saying. :)

sass said...

well, i don't know that i can stand it, now that your identity so has been so graphically revealed!
though, admittedly, if i had a face like a no entry sign, i too would be loathe to reveal it too often. so sorry...
;-P
(enviable pins, though - and nice hand-stand!) *grin*

po said...

people, people, I do not have a no entry sign for a face, I was merely a bit enthusiastic with the lipstick that day ;)

Moe Wanchuk said...

I'm whiter than u. Total Irish Man.

But you look more flexible.

po said...

moe I cannot believe you are whiter than me, you must be flourescent.

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

LOL
why is your belly/stomach/tummy/midrif censored??????????????
have you got a p*nis growing outta there or something?

po said...

miss definitely maybe: nah it is just so white that I thought it would blind you all and then you wouldn't be able to read my blog any more!

Slyde said...

now thats funny.. when you posted on my site, one of the first things i asked myself was "is this a chick or a guy"?

ladyfi said...

At last the mystery is solved - you are a monkey disguised as a llama!