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Monday, 27 October 2008

Burn after reading.

I have had a few queries and misunderstandings as to certain aspects of my identity, ie. do I have a rack or a nut sac (did I just say that? No, it was just your dirty mind).

I didn't put any of those details on my profile. I actually had these rather idealistic reasons for that. I hate the way we live in a word of labels. I hate the way people have certain major categories and assumptions about us based purely on our sex, age, race, hair colour etc  before we even get a chance to express ourselves. I think I just wanted a chance to be read without people jumping to conclusions about what I would have to say.

That said, I have never hidden my sex, age or race on this blog, I just don't think these things have to be its defining characteristics.

This is sounding a bit like drivel, so I have decided for today and today only to reveal myself to you, dear internet. As of tomorrow this post in its current form shall be obliterated, never to be seen again. So here I am:


There you go. I admit it is not that clear from the photo that I am a GIRL, you are going to have to trust me on that one. But you can clearly see that I am as white as the driven snow (ok see-through as a freaking gecko) and that in my spare time I moonlight as a starfish.  Update 28-10-08: I am a llama.

What more could you possibly need to know?