Monday, 13 October 2008

10 Things I hate about you.

Hate is an extreme word. Through some intense and painful personal experiences I have come to realise that the concept of hate does not exist, not for me anyway. I am truly incapable of hating someone.

But this was inspired by the movie "10 things I hate about you", specifically the poem at the end. But without the rhymes.

To G.

 10 things I hate about you:

1) I hate it when you leave me

2) I hate it that when you are away and we are talking on the phone, you can say goodbye, because for me the call is never, ever long enough.

3) I hate it when you come home late and don't call and I have imagined you dead.

4) I hate that I can hurt you so easily

5) I hate it that I do not deserve you

6) I hate it when you doubt yourself

7) I hate that you give me more than I give you in this relationship

8)I hate that you once broke up with me, which means you could see your life without me in it.

9) I hate that I cannot begin to imagine my life without you in it.

10) I hate that I have used the word hate in anything related to you. Because I could never hate younot one tiny bit,  not at all.


Being Brazen said...

great post. Liked that movie. Love you list.


6000 said...

I have tears in my eyes.
[no further comment]

expensivemistakes said...

soppy soppy.

oh god, where's the freakin' tissues and barf bags?

love it. love the way you dont hate, not even a little bit, not even at all.

po said...

Ah guys, just wanted to prove I can be a soppy thing as well as a cynical beast :)

6000 said...

Sorry. I fogot to read the post.
I was too busy chopping up those damn onions.

po said...

6000: Thank god! I don't like to think I have reduced a reader to a mushy puddle.

The cure for not crying while chopping onions is to balance one on your head.

Rox said...

Damn, and here I was rinsing the damn things under the sink when I had halved them - no wonder they still brought tears to my eyes...

... much like this post.

You do soppy in a cool way, nice one Po.

po said...

Thanks rox, I saw the onion thing in a movie, I have never tried it myself but the mental picture of other people doing it makes me laugh ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh- and there I am chopping onions while wearing a snorkel mask....


po said...

ladyfi: bwahahahahahaha

Is that true?

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