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Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Meeting your needs.



I am definitely feeling a bit lost and at sea at the moment, and whenever I am in doubt, who do I turn to? The internet! I saw this on someone's blog but I cannot remember who. If it was you please tell me and I will credit you.

So I typed: "[my real name] needs" into google and this is what it told me:

I need... someone to turn to when I have problems, I need a home, I need to rebuild some bridges, I need to grow up, and I need a neurosurgeon (I do? That means I have a brain?! Whoohoo!).

Some good advice there I feel. Then I decided to look up some answers for some of the bloggers out there. I used blog names, so not all of them worked. If you are not on this list, you can use your real name and try it yourself.


Here is what the blogosphere needs:


Po needs... to stay

Ches needs... more than just a senior feed (feeling hungry Ches?)

Tamara needs... your help

(Being) brazen needs... color palette by lovenoxmom ( a bit cryptic this one...)

Blondie needs... a plumber and ... your battery expertise

The divine miss M needs... her life back and... new clothes

kitty cat needs.. a name and... a tummy rub

Peas needs... support

Moe needs... some buddies

6000 needs... major help

miss T needs... to get her license and... a spanking (AAAAH! That is not me, you must blame google for that one!)

Sass needs... a new toaster

Rox needs... to supply padding for the foam pit.

sweets needs... some advice and... to be confronted (that sounds a bit ominous!)


P.S. For all your sweet, chocolatey needs. I promised brownies last week and here they are for you to enjoy. In your mind. 

                           
                           

35 comments:

Being Brazen said...

Mine confuses me...Maybe it should be done again...The colour palette part may be true though...hmmmm....intersting...heehee

sleepyjane said...

That's so cool...so of course now I have to go and do it too....*sigh* :)

6000 said...

Wow. There's big news. ;-)

Much like the Sunday Times (pg 8 ) this week which proudly proclaimed: "Alcohol can lead to unsafe sex".

No shit, sherlock.

Ches said...

Geez, senior feed???? What the hell?

My real name said i need 'bike security' and to 'get of my arse'. Ha ha...

This is a good one Po, you should start a tag.

Kitty Cat said...

Your google thingy left out one thing - Kitty cat needs...chocolate! And now brownies too!!!

po said...

BB: ja yours was difficult, I just googled brazen.

6000:" The most obvious advice can be what you need most sometimes". Quote by Po

sleepyjane: and what did it tell you?

po said...

So ches, did you need a senior feed

kitty cat: yours came up with lots of things like kitty cat needs a home, etc. All pet related. But no mention of brownies!

Rox said...

Hmm, very intresting indeed. Now I just need to figure out which foam pit needs padding and I'm sorted!

Awesome post Po, hehe.

po said...

Rox: I used to do gymnastics, and their foam pits always need padding. You can go visit Gordon's gym?

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Ches said...

Well I had sushi for lunch cause Brazen was talking about it and I felt kinda senior after it so Yeah, I think Google was right! Damn they're good!

po said...

ches: weird I also bought sushi for supper last night just because of being brazen. She is an influence, whether good or bad I am not sure :)

MsBehavn said...

And what about my needs, dammit?!

MsBehavn said...

HEY! What about my needs dammit?!

po said...

msbehavn: it didnt work with your blog name. And I dont know your real name :) you shall have to try it and tell me what you need!

Miss T said...

Friggin hell that's funny! I need a spank?!! Glory. I did my real name and got these needs:

1.needs to turn 3 more or gain 73 more Slayer points to reach the next level

2.needs rescuing into the real world

3.needs more nap

po said...

Miss T the vampire slayer? Who knew?

The nap one sounds good though.

Champagne Heathen said...

Champs needs....water in her office on a regular basis...and her boy home from rural-fkcing-nowhere

po said...

Champs: Is that what google said?! Just kidding, shame, when is your man coming back, from Angola was it?

Tamara said...

Po, this is classic. Yes, I need everyone's help. That's why I'm in group therapy. With myself.

Did I just prove Google right?

PS: I'm with Ches. This should be a meme!

po said...

Tamara: so ho can we help?

I could make this a meme, but since I already looked up so many people, who could I tag?

MsBehavn said...

OMG this is hysterical!

(My real name) needs ...

to soften those edges (can someone pass the tequila, please?)
to strike a balance
a bit of competition
therapy (Amen, brother!)
to make fewer mental mistakes (so real ones are okay then?!!)

po said...

Don't we all need to make fewer mental mistakes?

Anonymous said...

Mmm. I think I need some of those brownies!

LadyFi said...

Sorry - did NOT mean to sign in anonymously... My finger did the thinking for me.. Tis I - lady Fi - who needs the brownies!

po said...

Hi ladyfi, I have nothing against anonymous commenters, yet anyway!

Don't you wish you could send stuff over the internet? Like I could pass you some brownies? Make it happen tech monkeys!

sass said...

a new toaster huh? yeah, maybe a nice shiny chrome one... though i can think of some other things.
the first 3 under my real name (@sleepjane - of course i too had to go and do it).

...needs your help
...needs a break from hollywood (ha! how did they know? - though actually the break's been long enough. i think i'd like to go back now!)
...needs to blog. (yeah i know, but life's getting in the way, dammit!)

po said...

sass: that hollywood one is so appropriate! How weird.

SheBee said...

Hahahaa! Apparently I need more honey for my hive... go figure.

po said...

Shebee: that is appropriate! Was that using your blogging name or your real one?

Sweets said...

LOL i love mine... hehe... what on earth have i been up to?? :)~

Tamara said...

I think everyone you looked up should be tagged to look up at least five people they read. What do you think?

po said...

sweets: any confrontation lately?

tamara: that's a good idea. Will give it a try.

Miss Sparkles said...

HA HA HA, guess what it said I need?
My sleep and a strong daddy! WTF?

po said...

A strong daddy? Um could be useful in certain situations I guess...