I know I am always harping on about the searches that lead people to my blog, but it's not my fault that people are so ceaselessly daft.
The huge majority of people come to my blog hunting for naked South African men, as I mentioned here.
The latest question the internet is asking Dr Po is:
Do South Africans need shoes?
Well, if you pay any attention to my blog, the answer would be a definite NO. No clothes, no shoes, no electricity. No elephants on the streets.
But I wouldn't want to mislead the tourists, so
LATEST TRAVEL UPDATE:
The electricity is back online. Can't do anything about the elephants though.
Look, you should be glad. No worrying about what to wear. You can pack light. All the more space in your luggage for the 2 metre carved giraffe you have your heart set on, I just know you do.
Just bring lots of sunscreen for the more sensitive areas. And be warned, if you visit Cape Town, the water is freezing. You might want to consider the effects of shrinkage upon your ego.
P.S. this is another search that led someone to my blog:
nuked men in the sea
How very unfortunate for them, must have been a bit ow-y, I hope they float?