The chronicles of the saga of the sequel to the prequel of the compendium of my fly infestation continues, much to my delight.
The flies, or rather the fat lazy sits are still around. Months of abuse have done nothing to whittle down their population. I have even seen one or two of their festering offspring wriggling around in the soil, despite all the poisons I have been feeding them.
And now there is a new type of fly! How can this be? These ones are also too wise to fly and get caught in the traps, but they are super energetic, not like the sits, and they zip about at quite a rate. I shall call them zips. And they have blue wings.
Talk about X-flies.
I can only think that these must be mutant flies from mars or they have mutated since I have been feeding them poison or.
No, there is no more OR. Where in Doom's name have these monstrosities come from, with their disturbingly coloured wings?
And even worse, these ones seem to be munching my plants. The little bastards are destroying my sweet innocent babies.
Never mind that in a week's time I shall destroy the same sweet innocent babies myself, by means of a mortar and pestle and some liquid nitrogen. That is not the point. It is my duty to crush those plants to within an inch of existence and then crush some more. These stupid flies have no right to get in there first.
WHAT TO DO?