Seriously, I think I have gone missing. Well, the interesting part of me anyway, the part that is full of life and whackiness, the part that I like to think of as the real me. I think I have been putting on my professional, serious, "I don't swear or make facetious remarks or imitate cartoon characters or do handstands in the lab because I am surrounded by world class scientists who are on a different planet to me" face for so long now that I have buried my "me" face somewhere too deep to retrieve. Somewhere behind my left kidney perhaps?
Nooooooo. I used to use my blog as the place where I could let the real me out for a walk, but now she is gone! I want her back.
I will give a reward of a secret nature to anyone who finds her, or at least a clue to where she is hiding.
A clue: wherever she is she is probably doing handspins and Cartman imitations.