All my creative juices were squeezed out of me after my screamplay. I am just going to jot down a few random ponderations today:
1) I have discovered one positive thing about having an operation FOR NO GOOD REASON WHATSOEVER!!!! Ahem. Sorry. Focus. Yes. I make everyone's day in the gym! You should see the faces of the people who sit next to me on the rowing machine. Everybody gets to whack the machine onto level 10 and laugh at me tugging away on level -33, trying to rehabilitate my weedy arm. Even huge muscular men seem to get a kick out of whipping my ass on the rowing machine. Go figure.
2) I bitch about the weather in the UK all the time, because I am a miserable whingeing Saffa who cannot cope with such low temperatures. I have crap circulation ok? However, October has been the month with the best weather all year.
Last week when I was writing my UNISA exam it was sunny and I was sitting outside the venue, basking like a lizard. I looked over to my right and saw a girl curled up in a miserable ball. She was wearing a bulky hoodie pullover, with the hood up, and a huge winter coat over that, with that hood up too, and she was wearing huge winter gloves, and she looked like she was in hell. And I was thinking, you poor dear girl, you are in the wrong country. Go home! You are dying of cold and winter hasn't even started yet! It gave me perspective as to my own suffering. It aint gonna stop me bitching about the cold though.
3) Is it wrong to laugh when a new University year has started and an extremely drunken girl has forgotten where she lives? Mwahahaha.
Maybe so, but serves her right for screaming about it AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS at 2am in the morning.
Just saying.
