Scrap the township scenario. I have decided to immerse myself in my current cultural surroundings and turn it into art:
- a screamplay by Po.
Location - Teeny tiny island north of the Sahara that is rarely seen by birds and other projectiles due to an ever-present raincloud.
CAST:
The Queen, played by: The Queen (there can be only one)
The Prime Minister, played by: Gordon Brown
Other important Parliamentarians, played by: lots of important white males whose names all sound the same. I can't remember.
The emperor in his new clothes, played by: David Beckham
tabloid dignitaries, played by: Jade, Jordon, Pete, Cheryl, and lots of other people famous for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...for...
being in my screenplay.
The main protagonist, played by: Tea
His sidekick, played by: Cake
The superbuff superhero turned sideskick's kidekick who will kick everyone's ass, played by: Mr Bean
The baddie, played by: someone forrin, preferably wearing a turban.
AND, yor average hedge trimming, beer glugging, "only fools and horses" loving BRITTish man, played by: WILL SMITH
Tune in tomorrow for all the action in Buckingnim Palace.
