Judging by the number of hits I have had for my post about the naked statue in Oxford, and the searches leading unwitting googlers to me, there is a large demand for naked men, and naked South African men in particular on the internet.
Who would have thought? I can only assume they made a typing error when trying to search for naked South African molerat. Easy mistake.
Too bad these people who yearn for a fine slab of boerewors are sent to the blog of an insane mutant seamonkey who waffles on about fly infestations and paying £75(!!!).
Mwahaha. No naked South African men here. It may surprise you, but down on the tip of Africa, they can AFFORD CLOTHES; you know, those things that cover up the meat and two veg in civilised places.
Is there some kind of world wide clothing shortage going on? Did I miss the memo?
18 comments:
Too funny!
I've written a couple of posts about nudity - and wow! the seismic geiger goes off the chart!
Bizarrely enough, though, lots of people surf into my site looking for.. er..
... onions!
I get searches for Goblin Porn. I don't even want to know what that's about.
But can I get's a molerat? Because that is oh so cuuuute.
Wow, that "naked" molerat is so ikky looking...
I just typed 'naked po' into google and it brought me here? ;)
ladyfi: yeah, using the word "naked" really increases your blog's er popularity, haha, although it must be disapointing to be sent here!
Goblin: goblin porn. Well, you know different strpkes for different folks.
Hmm, how can you think that bag of skin is cute? You should have been a zoologist, they do loads of stuff with molerats.
BB: I have to agree!
Ches: no naked po here, I swear. Sex, drama, intrigue. None of that here :)
Just to let you know - I always your blog I just *never* know what to say without it sounding completely mundane and stupid.
So yeah.
You rock?
See...mundane. Right there.
I've worked with mole-rats (not the naked ones, the furry ones)and they are totally adorable in an ugly way (so ugly its cute?).
What doesn't come across in that icture is the noise they make, it's a lot like those toy hammers you get at kids that make a weird noise when you swing them...
Thats just NASTY and the reason there are no nekkid male south african pictures is that they are so damn conservative over here.
Well there is a porno company in conservative south africa! lol.
But yukkie! Nudity makes me queasy (only if its me in there with my man who I love... so yeah)
That naked mole rat made me not read properly so I didn't properly read... sorry....
Helen: what, you were swinging molerats? ;)
Um, maybe the clothed ones are less scary looking.
Gillian: well, yes there is a species of SA male who is conservative, but with my Capetonian friends the difficulty was getting them to keep their clothes ON. They were constantly naked. But they were climbers too, so double dodgy.
Paula: that molerat is a bit distracting hey? I am a bit shy of nudity too, in my opinion a man's tackle is so bizzarre looking that it is best kept covered up :P
sleepyjane: too kind! And PS you have got me hooked to that song, and I can't seem to download it anywhere, including less legal places.
That poor molerat... imagine spendign your whole life looking like a penis with teeth. Ohhh... I said penis. Imagine the traffic you'll be getting here now (or does Google not search comments? I am clueless on these things).
PS: Your word verification can't spell... wants me to type bionick. There's no 'k' in that word, k?
Tamara: hahaha apt description! Euugh, actually that picture offends me and clashes with my blog decor, maybe I should take it off?
bionick bionick 6?! Who is nick, and why is he bio? ;)
Ha ha, that's hilarious. I'm definitely going to have to spice up my content. I don't have nearly enough nudity :)
Oh and YAY about not pay 75 pounds!
No man! The noise from swinging toy ahmmers is the noise a mole-rat makes. No swinging required!
I'll dig out an old videoclip one day (if you can handle hearing us all going "OHHHH! it's so CUTE!!!" in increasingly high-pitched tones in the background...
boldly benny: if you do you will be the most popular blog on the block!
Helen:hehe aw I was picturing you swinging a molerat around the lab. I couldn't quite figure out what that experiment could have been for though... I am relieved.
I sent you an email - to your gmail account!!!!
i got one once "do they have toilets in Nepal?"
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