This will probably not mean much to most of you.
But.
I CLIMBED!!!!!!
My pathetic sack of a body did some exercise it actually enjoyed for the first time in over a year. My poor flaccid weak little matchstick arms nearly fell off and my sliced open shoulder moaned a bit and it was not a graceful ascent like a rock dancer, more like the flight of the bumble gecko. But still. Climbing was the light of my life a few years ago. It just makes me so very happy. I am not sure if I will be able to keep doing it, if my back will hold out, but right now I am elated.
My hands are red, ripped and sore, my feet squished from the ridiculous shoes and my forearms are filled with jelly. What a good feeling.
And my harness was mysteriously tight. Weird huh, maybe it shrunk in the wash? Only, you don't wash harnesses. Must have been the cold that made it shrink then...
Chocolate digestives as a staple diet have nothing to do with it ok?