I just thought that I would share this with you. This is the phone that I bought recently:

Is that not the ugliest phone you have ever, ever seen? It is the ugliest phone I have ever seen. I mean, who are those people and what would possess someone to put pictures of them on my phone? And how about that hot luminous yellow strip of joy?
In the shop I felt I couldn't justify paying the extra money for the sexy expensive phone. But now I really really wish I had spent the extra money on the sexy phone because that thing gives me a headache. It looked ugly on the box but I wasn't prepared for just how ugly. When G came home and saw it he laughed for about 15 minutes.